Cocaine Bear fails with its shallow plot

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Hey, gentlemen and ladies be sure to buckle your seatbelts as you look forward to a ride filled with outrageousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an awesome ride, in more methods than you can count. This film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an amusing horror comedy that'll have you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering about what the characters' lives are like for bears as well as drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear As soon as we meet the handsome Andrew C Thornton, played perfectly by Matthew Rhys, you know there's going be a wild experience. He's a smuggler with style, grace, and a knack for dumping his precious baggage in the most ominous places. However, he didn't know at the time he'd accidentally create the myth of the century, known as "Cocaine Bear!" It's time to forget everything you think you know about bears or their habits of eating. This film is bold in its stance and postulates that when bears drink cocaine, the not only party, but they make themselves into bloodthirsty mobsters! It's time to say goodbye to Godzilla, there's a new leader in town. And this is a bear who has a addiction to powdered drugs. Our cast of characters, including police that are incompetent and the criminals who are hapless, and innocent pedestrians who could not find a way to the outside of a newspaper bag You'll be amused. Their collective incompetence is truly an incredible sight. If you're ever having a need for laughter and a laugh, imagine the detectives Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell working together to investigate cases without shooting one another. Let's not forget about our brave adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. No, not the ones from "Frozen." The two trekkers stumble across the riches of Colombian food, and by the time the time you've heard "Bearzilla," they become their primary targets of Cocaine Bear's ever-growing hunger. In reality, who would need an Disney princess when there's a snorting, rampaging bear in the wild? The movie strikes the perfect equilibrium between horror and comedy that makes you laugh when you laugh and then grip your popcorn in terror the next. As the body count climbs, it's more than your hair on the neck, which is why you'll want to cheer every death scene with an eerie excitement. This is like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim (blog post) Reaper. Grim Reaper. Let's discuss the final showdown. Imagine a mighty waterfall running in the background the fearless trio consisting of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry eager to face Henry, Dee Dee and Sari ready to take on Cocaine Bear. It's an epic war for to be remembered, featuring an explosion, the roar of a bear and enough white powder beat Tony Montana to shame. Then, just as you think you've defeated the bear after all, it's resurrected with a cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of epic proportions. It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have many flaws. Its editing is as unsteady in the way a squirrel would be, it leaves you scratching at your desk and considering whether the film reel actually served as scratching point. Be assured, viewers, because the bear's CGI truly tops the pack. The bear has the power to steal the show, even if the editors appeared to being on a high themselves. This movie is a blend of tension, tension and unanticipated bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. And as the credits roll and you're leaving the theater smiling in your eyes, think of one of the reviews' final words: Avoid feeding bears anything, particularly drugs or fellow trekkers. Don't be fooled, it's not going to take a lot of time for anyone who is involved. You're now ready to grab your popcorn, buckle your seat, so that you can be immersed in the thrilling world of "Cocaine Bear." A unique film experience that's bound to have you in shock, wondering about the power of bears and their hidden party potential.